Friday, June 6, 2008

Lucky Proof

WALT: On tugboat. Captain bringing tugboat to Antwerp. Anyway, I see compass, has liquid in it. I open it up. I smell it. Oooh! Alcohol! ...and grapefruit. Lucky me! I drink it.
Luckily, grapefruit thinned it a bit before I gulped it. Strong!!! FUMES!!! Alcohol 120 proof, but I didn't know it. I didn't realize it, I'm 20 years old. I didn't know from nothing. Lucky me, otherwise I'd be blind now.
And then, I put water in it back up to the old level!

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